The Roses Are Wilted, The Violets Are Dead

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poem,roses are red,vodka
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The toilet bowl's empty, 'cause I puked in your bed.

Hooray for Diversity!

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booze,whiskey,diversity,tequila,Rum,vodka,gin,liquor,funny
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Man Drinks Entire Bottle of Vodka. Crazy? Nope, Just Polish.

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It's Never Too Early

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breakfast,vodka,arrested development,never too early
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What's The Point, Exactly?

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non-alcoholic,pointless,vodka
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It's What's for Breakfast

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pop tarts,breakfast,wtf,eww,vodka,funny,after 12,g rated
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I've Had Three Shots! HA HA HA!

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The Count,Sesame Street,vodka,shots
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