Time flies when you're having rum.
"Here's to you, Pops. You didn't even touch your cake, but that's all right."
Ideally, her hair wouldn't be so long. But I suppose you can't have your cake flavored vodka and drink it too.
Logically, if most food is to some degree biodegradable, and your stomach acid has already done most of the work dissolving your food, then vomit is one of the best additions to any compost pile.
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