You Need Some Weird Program to Open Him

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The thing about compressed drunks is that they're really easy to store, but the hangover gets worse and worse the more you unpack and repack them. Shame about that.

Booze News: Technology Helps You Find The Bar Most Likely To Get You Laid

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A company called SceneTap is putting facial recognition software to good use: analyzing the age and gender ratio of bars and clubs, and reporting the data to you through a phone app. It doesn't recognize individual faces or store data, but it will give a ballpark estimate on how many ladies/fellas are around and their approximate age. There are 50 locations in the Chicago area using SceneTap right now, and they have plans to expand.

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