What a Sexy Dance

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Planking,pole dance,strip club
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That must be planking, because I've definitely got wood.

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That's No Way to Get a Lap Dance

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dancer,Planking,strip club
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-100 points for planking, but +101 points for originality. Far too many of the planking pictures I've seen have been in suburbialand. This is a welcome change of pace.

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