These Drunk Texas A&M Fans Looking for Drugs are the Epitome of "White Girl Wasted"

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The stumbling, the slurring, the raised octave pitch at the end of each sentence, this is truly what it means to be White Girl Wasted.

Self-Serve Beer Robots Soon to Be at Chicago's United Center

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That's right, now you can watch hockey while a robot/vending machine gets you drunk. You're living the dream!

Via Chicago Business: 

Two DraftServ units, each with four taps, will be installed at the United Center, stationed outside the Goose Island Brew Pub near Section 110 of the arena. They will be in use for Game 1 of the Bulls-Bucks series on April 18 and through the postseason for both Chicago teams.

Madison Bumgarner Chugs 5 Beers at Once!

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In celebration of the Giants defeating the nationals Bumgarner drank five beers at once. We can only hope he chugs an entire six pack next.