From the submitter:
"I was grabbing a soda from the fridge when I saw a pair of baby socks laid out on the top shelf."
Here's a suggestion: how about pants AND sandals? Or pants and socks? Heck, you could even wear pants and socks and sandals. What I'm trying to say is, put on some pants.
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