"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."
"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."
More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!
You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?
Please don't kill me!
I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.
Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.
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