"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"
"I don't know, ask these guys.
Maybe the fine folks at Autocowrecks can help you out.
We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.
"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."
"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."
"Happy Holidaze, Mom!"
"Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"