Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!
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"Happy Holidaze, Mom!"
"Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"
But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?
You kept saying that your steering wheel was over 50 percent stronger than the leading disposable dinnerware brand! What the hell, man?
Jeez, Mom, lern2mixers.
"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."
Please don't kill me!