Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!
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"Happy Holidaze, Mom!"
"Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"
Jeez, Mom, lern2mixers.
But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?
I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.
"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."
"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."