Hey, at least there weren't any bombs involved!
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Please don't kill me!
"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."
I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.
"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."
"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."