"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"
"I don't know, ask these guys.
"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."
I've heard of the "call of nature," but the text of nature? That's new.
"Because you're sure as hell getting a rise out of me by texting me at 3:30 in the damn morning!"
But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?
More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!