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Watch as Dad Gets Drunker and Drunker

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"Jesus 5:14 (or something): Thou shalt pick ur parents up and driev them wherever they want lol."

"Dad... I think you just made that one up..."

How Was Your Night Last Night?

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"Crappy."

Lessons in Drunkish

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Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!

"Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common."

"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"

"What????"

"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"

"I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here."

"Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"

The Drunk Translator: It's Official

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More phone phunny over at Autocowrecks!

Mom Needs a Little Explanation

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"Happy Holidaze, Mom!" "Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"

Dear Drunk Self

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"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."

Sincerely, Sober Self