"Alright, who's on coconut milk duty?"

"I don't know, ask these guys.

"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."

Sincerely, Sober Self

We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.

Jeez, Mom, lern2mixers.

She was on a little bit of a bad ass streak.

"Crappy."

"Happy Holidaze, Mom!" "Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"