Drunk Level: Bert

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"Here is my good friend "Bert" (his nickname). He decided to pass out in my living room, so I decided to put permanent marker all over this 17 year old. He deserved it!"

Hey! I recognize that website at 0:35! It looks so familiar! Hmm... that's gonna bug me...

In all seriousness though, thanks for the shoutout, Thomalio! And good luck to Bert washing himself off!

Do Not, I Repeat, Do NOT Be the First One to Fall Asleep

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That or don't keep any writing implements in your house...

How Original...

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I'm waiting for someone to write something really profound on their passed out friends. Oh well, time to keep waiting!

Mean Muggin'

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Well hey, I'm sure they appreciated the fact that you made it easy for them to pick you out!

Oh Hey! Nice to Meet You!

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You're a little skinnier than I expected... and less red... and less goatmanlike...

I Feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty!

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I feel pretty and witty and druuuuuunk!!!!!

You've Found My Weakness!

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It's small shot glasses!