That or don't keep any writing implements in your house...

I'm waiting for someone to write something really profound on their passed out friends. Oh well, time to keep waiting!

Well hey, I'm sure they appreciated the fact that you made it easy for them to pick you out!

You're a little skinnier than I expected... and less red... and less goatmanlike...

I feel pretty and witty and druuuuuunk!!!!!

It's small shot glasses!

It's the Purple People Eater!