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That Dog Must Be Wasted

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Packed WIth Sexy Energy

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Drunk Man Has Sex With ATM

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MURFREESBORO, Tenn. - A man was arrested at a Murfreesboro bar Friday night for attempting to have sex with an ATM and later a picnic table.

According to the arrest report, Lonnie Hutton, 49, walked into the Boro Bar and Grill on Greenland Drive and up to the ATM.

He pulled down his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, and then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM, the report stated.

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That Awkward Moment When Grandma Has a Cooler Spring Break Than You

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Now That's a Good Idea

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