The My Drunk Kitchen folks may have had a bit to drink before carving pumpkins, but all that sloshed cooking has made them surprisingly functional. That said, "knives" + "alcohol" is rarely a smart combination.
What better way to celebrate Halloween than a pumpkin filled with alcohol? Let me guess: you were just on autopilot and you were going to carve Ecce Homo into your pumpkin this year? Well think again!
The holidays are as good a reason as any to spew your [pumpkin] guts all over the toilet.
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