Talk about haute Coorture! Bud I think I would be weis to wear something that fits you a little more Naturally. Something that will at least cover your Busch.
If you want to see more things you shouldn't wear, just look here.
Seriously dude, on the one night in your life you're expected to ride in a limo, you jack some yo's Chevy Scoot at gunpoint and go to jail? As they would say at McDonalds, "prepare your angus."
Can't tell if due to alcohol or drunken dance moves.