That or don't have friends. Your choice.
Choose your own adventure time! Did this situation happen because:
A) This is simultaneously a moving-in party and a birthday party, and no furniture is in the house yet.
B) This is the total inverse of the "stacking" prank.
C) This is a birthday party for hardcore minimalists.
D) MYSTERY OPTION
I go to sleep, I dream that a giant fan is chasing me, and suddenly I wake up in the bathroom. Now I know how Dorothy must have felt.
HINT: It rhymes with "Blow do Spins-y Rorld."
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