"Hey man, this weed actually isn't that bad!" "Yeah bro, I cut with this new bomb-ass stuff! You guys heard of bath salts?"
Congratulations! You've just been knowledged, courtesy of College Humor.
"I want the hatred to flow through me, but then he said something about striking him down and how my "journey to the dark side will be complete," and then it just got weird."
Let's count to ten, everyone! 4, 2, 0...
"Shut up kid, Bill O'Reilly is on!"
"At the computer over there."
"Oh God... Jeff IS the computer!"