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By Unknown
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The police are going to be mighty pleased at all the free booze when they decide to patrol around the block.

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By Unknown
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You wouldn't want to break your mother's back, would you? She's worked so hard to give you a comfortable life and a good education. I suppose if you wanted to be selfish and cruel, you could always break her back, even after all she's done for you. Not to mention the fact that you'd be ruining the sunrise for everyone everywhere if you did drugs. You don't want to be that guy, do you?

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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.
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