It's like that Dutch story about the boy who plugs his finger in the dam to stop it from leaking, except in her case it's not working.
The pope can do it, but that's because he's the goddamn pope.
Act real chill, and hopefully nobody will notice. In fact, you can ignore it the hardest by just spreading your legs and flaunting it as if there's nothing there.
Thank goodness drunk people can't read. Or interpret basic pictographs. Or follow directions.
We keep the lemonade upstairs.
I guess I'll just take a bath in the toilet.
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