As the Levees Burst

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As the Levees Burst
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It's like that Dutch story about the boy who plugs his finger in the dam to stop it from leaking, except in her case it's not working. party fails - popedike The pope can do it, but that's because he's the goddamn pope.

Just Pretend It's Not There

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Just Pretend It's Not There
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Act real chill, and hopefully nobody will notice. In fact, you can ignore it the hardest by just spreading your legs and flaunting it as if there's nothing there.

If Everyone Followed This Rule, the Size of This Site Would Be 50% Smaller

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If Everyone Followed This Rule, the Size of This Site Would Be 50% Smaller
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Thank goodness drunk people can't read. Or interpret basic pictographs. Or follow directions.