Something Tells Me That Ain't a Beer Stain

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beer stain,peed his pants,peed pants,peed your pants
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Future You is going to hate Past You very soon.

Just Pretend It's Not There

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peed your pants,peeing,urine
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Act real chill, and hopefully nobody will notice. In fact, you can ignore it the hardest by just spreading your legs and flaunting it as if there's nothing there.