Man Digs Tunnel From House to Pub to Get Away From Wife Snoring

Favorite
funny,marriage,wife,pub,after 12,dating
- -
The wife has a bad snore on her and after watching the Shawshank Redemption on RTE one night in 1994, I decided to do something about it so I waited til she was in a deep sleep and then set about digging a hole under the bed in the direction of the pub. I used all manner of tools from spoons to a heavy duty tunnel boring machine I managed to sneak down there when she was at the shops. It wasn't until 2009 that I hit the jackpot and came up through the women's toilet mop and bucket room.

Putting the "Shot" in Shotgun Wedding

Favorite
bride,marriage,shotgun wedding,shots,wedding
- -

He's My Best Man!

Favorite
bartender,Hall of Fame,irish wedding,marriage,married men,wedding,wedding reception
- -

For more matrimony misadventures, check out Dating FAILS!

She's a Keeper, Buddy

Favorite
husband,Just Married,marriage,married,wedding,wedding reception,wife
- -

Too bad, dude! You're not even going to remember your special day!

The Same Guy Owns All Three Shops

Favorite
marriage,divorce,liquor,funny,g rated,dating
- -

It's Always Been You, Wine

Favorite
marriage,drunk,wine,old age
- -

Marry the One You Love

Favorite
beer,funny,Heineken,marriage
- -