Whatever Kate, stop being such a royal pagne in the ass.

"Would you mind opening the trunk for me?" "Uhh... I... umm..." "Ooh boy you're in trouble now, sonny! Where do you work? Red Lobster?" "I-" "Shut up!"

Well. That's a thing that exists now. According to this it's even out now! Pick one up and let us know how it goes Party Dudes. I'll be over on this side of the room drinking Not-PB&J-anything.

The folks at Pop Chart Lab designed this flowchart of dozens of cocktail recipes, shown with pretty lines and colors! Click the above image to embiggen!