Iron Man's Adopted Cousin

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cone,cone man,cones,iron man,traffic cones
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I'm Also Trying to Figure Out How You Get So Angry...

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Black Widow,bruce banner,captain america,hawkeye,hulk,iron man,Joss Whedon,Nick Fury,pcp,pilates,The Avengers,Thor,weed,yoga
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... huge bag of PCP, perhaps?

Red and Yellow Man Wasted

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i'm bringing the party to,im-bringing-the-party-to-you-guys,iron man,smirnoff,The Avengers,vodka,wasted
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Hic Screw you, guysss! ... I ain't... I ain't bringin' the hic party NO where! It's stayin' RIGHT HERE!

My Suit is Iron. My Liver? Not So Much...

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iron man,The Avengers,tony stark,wasted
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