Dear Drunk Self

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"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."

Sincerely, Sober Self

Music and Liquor: Two Surefire Ways to Beat Insomnia

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Unless, of course, the music is MSTRKRFT and the drink is a Jägerbomb. Then you've pretty much got no choice but to stay awake.