Well Screw You Too, Siri!

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The New iBelt: Never Get Caught Lying Again!

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Wife wondering where you are at 11 P.M. on a Tuesday night? There's a strap for that!

Dear Drunk Self

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"Do not use social media or communication devices of any kind."

Sincerely, Sober Self

Speaking in Drunkish

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We have the top scientists trying to figure what the hell you said.

How Was Your Night Last Night?

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"Crappy."

Mom Needs a Little Explanation

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"Happy Holidaze, Mom!" "Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"

Alright, Maybe the Drunk Texting Has Gone a Little Far

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