A Drunk's Gotta Do What a Drunk's Gotta Do

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A Drunk's Gotta Do What a Drunk's Gotta Do
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You should see my coaster! Hint: it starts with A and ends with 'ndroid.'

A Picture's Worth 1000 Words

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A Picture's Worth 1000 Words
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But how many is an emoticon worth? Ten?

The New iBelt: Never Get Caught Lying Again!

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Wife wondering where you are at 11 P.M. on a Tuesday night? There's a strap for that!