Maybe if I bathe myself in beer, it'll absorb through my skin!
Favorite comment: "C'mon, man. How'd you miss 'brewnami?'" - lowgenius
I'm not sure what madness would drive someone towards an alcohol enema, but I think it's safe to say that this qualifies as the quintessential party fail. Congratulations University of Tennessee, you have the stupidest drinkers in the country.