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bread,festival,nutrition,passed out,testingzone
By katkat
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No wonder you're tired, all you've got is white bread, soda, and cigarettes. That crap won't keep you awake, you'll pass out from malnutrition. You need protein for a longer-term energy kick. Try soaking a raw slab of veal in vodka sauce or something.

By Unknown
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WARNING: These bros use language that rightfully points out how far gone this poor lass must be.

blue balls,festival,sign
By Unknown
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Attractive members of the opposite sex get really really close to you while you're dancing, maybe even go back to your tent with you, and then vanish in a puff of smoke. Total bummer.

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