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blue balls,festival,sign
By Unknown
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Attractive members of the opposite sex get really really close to you while you're dancing, maybe even go back to your tent with you, and then vanish in a puff of smoke. Total bummer.

festival,poop,porta potty
By Unknown
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Someone may have just become covered with honey from the honey bucket.

cups,festival,out,passed,surrounded
By Unknown
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What's most impressive about this surround-the-blackout-with-bottles prank is that the cups are all facing the same direction. It makes it look like they're a school of fish swimming around a floating body. I got goosebumps.

bread,festival,nutrition,passed out,testingzone
By katkat
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No wonder you're tired, all you've got is white bread, soda, and cigarettes. That crap won't keep you awake, you'll pass out from malnutrition. You need protein for a longer-term energy kick. Try soaking a raw slab of veal in vodka sauce or something.

black,festival,passed out,sharpie,testingzone
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If he had a sense of humor about it, he'd play "Paint it Black" on that guitar as soon as he woke up.

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