Early Morning Happy Hour

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Via: Le Max
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There's no better way to start off your day than to start with a Squirtle and evolve your way up to "Too Drunk Drunk to Function At 9am," also known as "Blastoise.

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The added bonus is that every single one is poisoned, per George R.R. Martin's willingness to kill anyone at any time!

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Via: Flavorwire
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Flavorwire serves us up some cocktails inspired by literary classics, with my personal favorite being the Catcher in the Rye. Do I care that it's just a dolled up Old Fashioned? No. No I do not.