Early Morning Happy Hour: Game of Thrones, the Alcohol

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Early Morning Happy Hour: Game of Thrones, the Alcohol
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The added bonus is that every single one is poisoned, per George R.R. Martin's willingness to kill anyone at any time!

Early Morning Happy Hour: Sweet Mother of Watermelon

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Early Morning Happy Hour: Sweet Mother of Watermelon
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Hope everyone's weekend was fruitful, because your Monday is about to be just that. It's never too early for creatively shaped jello shots that would make drunk Bill Cosby proud.

Girly Drinks Rap

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NSFW: Language, feminine alcoholic beverages