crunk critters

australia,beer,beer bottle,Beetles,crunk critters,Death,dehydration,humping,Think Of The Children,to the death
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

It's true! Textured brown beer bottles are so similar to the look and color of female wings of a certain beetle species that males will hump the bottles until they dehydrate and die. Won't someone think of the beetles!

beer for dogs,bowser beer,crunk critters,dogs
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Man's Best Friend, meet Man's Second Best Friend! This micro-brew from a Minnesota-based brewery is crafted especially for dogs. It's entirely dog safe too, containing no alcohol, carbonation or hops. What's it flavored with, you ask? What else? Meat! The two available flavors are Cock-a-Doodle-Brew with chicken, or Beefy Brown Ale. Rejoice, canines everywhere, there's now a brew for you too!

Back to Top