Behold the Wine Condom

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Reasons to Use the Wine Condom:

1. REFRIGERATOR STORAGE

WINE CONDOM(s) sit flush with the rim of the bottle. Most wine stoppers on the market sit 1/2- 2 inches (or more) above the wine bottle rim. The added height causes the following storage syndrome:

"Pain-In-The-Ass-Leans-To-The-Side-Which-Never-Quite-Fits-In-The-Refrigerator-Syndrome."

WINE CONDOM(s) provide effortless refrigerator shelf and/or door storage.

2. ON-THE-GO PROTECTION

WINE CONDOM(s) stow comfortably in your pocket (or wallet..he he)

Pack and take 'em ANYWHERE!

WINE CONDOM(s) allow you to more easily enjoy your favorite bottled beverage at the Lake, Concert, Campgrounds, or Stadium.

He Never Got That Condom On...

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EWW it's Used...

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By Dr. Fatwee
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Oooh, Pizza!

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Safety First

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At Least it Wasn't Used

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