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cocktails fall gin english harvest - 7925769984
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Instructions

Ice
1 ounce London dry gin
3/4 ounce bonded apple brandy
3/4 ounce dry vermouth
3/4 ounce unfiltered apple juice
1/4 ounce orgeat (almond-flavored syrup)
3 dashes of Angostura bitters
1 spiral-cut orange twist, for garnish

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add all of the remaining ingredients except the garnish and shake well. Strain into a small chilled coupe or snifter and garnish with the orange twist.

shots cocktails red shirt nerdy Star Trek funny - 7667752192
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It's your first week aboard the Enterprise and Captain Kirk has selected you to join the away mission to a hostile alien planet! You're excited to have your first assignment outside of the academy, but wait, no one knows your name and you're wearing a red shirt? Looks like you could use a drink.
That's more than a meal.
Via: Daily Motion
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So maybe it isn't that bloody mary (though it damn well could be more than 900 calories) but Red Lobster serves a "Lobsterita" that clocks in right around 890+ calories.