Not If You Don't Have Some Tissues Handy She Won't

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Wouldn't blowing it in her face normally have the OPPOSITE effect?

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These Are Two Of His Favorite Things

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Remember kids, drink too much and smoke too much, and you can be just like this guy! You just gotta follow your dreams!

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