Going With Plan C

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11-year-olds,cigarettes,newspaper
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"It is believed that the 11-year-old plans to do more, as he put it, 'hoodrat stuff with his friends' later on in the evening."

Not If You Don't Have Some Tissues Handy She Won't

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Ad,blow it,cigarettes,in your face,smoking,woo girls
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Wouldn't blowing it in her face normally have the OPPOSITE effect?

Courtesy of Dating Fails!

These Are Two Of His Favorite Things

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Remember kids, drink too much and smoke too much, and you can be just like this guy! You just gotta follow your dreams!