Suddenly, Pizza!

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anti-drug campaign,cigarette,pizza
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Oh Lord, this reminds me of those old anti-drug commercials from the 90s, where that cool looking kid with his yellow, green, and pink shoes, skateboard and hot new CD player is sitting on the apartment stoop asking if some passers-by want to get high. "Nah, man, that stuff's for losers!" They proclaim confidently. Ahh, those were the days.

Gonna Be a White Trashed Wedding

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cigarette,dress,galoshes,wedding
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Walking up the aisle is a big moment in your life. Everyone needs to do what they can to calm their nerves.

He's Even More Glamorous When He's Sleeping

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cigarette,glam,passed out
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If he can't remember this night, he might wake up the next morning and think he joined a My Little Pony-themed glam rock band. And then passed out while snorting tobacco in the bathroom.

Light It Up!

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cigarette,clubbin,filter,filter end,smoking,wrong end
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Wrong end, brah. Second time's a charm, let's go!

Nice Boobies

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bra,cigarette,makeup,passed out
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Have You Ever Been So Drunk...

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blacked out,blackout,cigarette,hollister,marker,passed out,pen,robocop,sharpie
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... that you became RoboCop?

Crunk Critters: Chill Goat Smokes a Cig

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Like a bah-ah-ah-ah-ss!