Dating Fails: Check and Mate, Ladies!

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Dating Fails: Check and Mate, Ladies!
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Who has two thumbs and is drinking bottom shelf champagne? This guy!

Who maybe has four thumb-like... uhh... paw... things and isn't drinkin' s**t? This pooch!

PRINCESS DEMANDS BOOZE!!!

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PRINCESS DEMANDS BOOZE!!!
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Whatever Kate, stop being such a royal pagne in the ass.