Happy Birthday, You're Safe Now!

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Happy Birthday, You're Safe Now!
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Take a sigh of relief, Pedobear won't come after you anymore.

He'll Have To Read The Cake For Her, Though

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He'll Have To Read The Cake For Her, Though
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They might have to have a talk about their relationship once she can see again.

Booze News: This Is How They Party In Dubai

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Booze News: This Is How They Party In Dubai
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As staggering as this receipt, confirmed authentic by a manager at the Cavalli Club, may be (it's about $105,630 USD), apparently this club regularly sees tabs between $50K and $140K USD. There is some price-gouging going on here, though, that's a $30+ USD cake.