Take a sigh of relief, Pedobear won't come after you anymore.

They might have to have a talk about their relationship once she can see again.

As staggering as this receipt, confirmed authentic by a manager at the Cavalli Club, may be (it's about $105,630 USD), apparently this club regularly sees tabs between $50K and $140K USD. There is some price-gouging going on here, though, that's a $30+ USD cake.

Face it, you either love or love to hate those damn sparkly vampires.