There is one compliment which a gentleman may bestow upon thee this eve which conveys the longing within his heart more than any other. If you hear him utter the phrase "dat ass," you shall know, my dear. You shall know.
"Yo, pass me the AIDS needle, I need to inject my butt junk."
Whether this is a picture of a live birth or of someone taking a crap depends on how you feel about Romanian beer.
Thoughtless cad, he should have left a coaster.
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