As if the alcohol wasn't doing enough damage to your liver, now you can clog your arteries, give yourself heartburn, and even put on a few pounds in the process!
"Y'know Bloody Mary, you're not half-bad!"
"Just work on those conversation skills and you'll be just fine!"
Disclaimer - Lots of candy, lots and LOTS of naughty language, Tootsie rolls (they really are gross).
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