Find out how to make your own over at Thrillist!
Aaand for today's liquid lunch, we give you a Bloody Mary that can pass for a meal, as long as it's served in these beef shot glasses.
These can be made at home, but if you're not that ambitious -- or are genuinely hungover and can't follow a recipe -- our friends at Death+Taxes have rounded up 14 more of the meatiest bloodies that aren't quite so labor-intensive.
"Y'know Bloody Mary, you're not half-bad!"
"RRRRRAAARRRAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
"Just work on those conversation skills and you'll be just fine!"