Oh, Sweet!

Favorite
blackout,passed out,rockstar mayhem,wasted
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Rockstar Mayhem's going to be in Cleveland on July 31st!

"Step Back, People, The Police Will Handle This"

Favorite
blackout,no pants,pant,passed out,power rangers,Subway,train
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"We're looking for a caucasian male, about six foot ten inches, wears a chrome helmet, and goes by the name Lord Zedd."

"Don't Leave Me Hanging!"

Favorite
amnesia,blackout,dont-leave-me-hanging,forget,forgotten,memory,remember
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"What do you mean 'don't leave you hanging?' ... Okay, who caved and told her what she did last night?"

And Tonight, I Am Another Villain

Favorite
drink long enough to become a villain
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Trying to Sneak Through the House While Drunk

Favorite
big bird,blackout,drunk,stumbling,wasted
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"Oh God, oh **, I'll fix that, and that too, and that, oh Jesus..."

"Dude, I Got So Much P**sy Last Night"

Favorite
animal shelter,blackout,hose,passed out
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"Yeah, I was so wasted that I went down to the animal shelter and bought like 10 cats."

The Tile-pedic Mattress

Favorite
bathroom,bathroom floor,blackout,passed out,tilepedic
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Firmness number: 100.