OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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"I feel like-a the red shells are a-spinning in-a my head!

There's "Anything is Possible"

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There's "Anything is Possible"
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And then there's "anywhere is possible."

If He Overdosed on Beer...

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If He Overdosed on Beer...
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...would it be considered

(puts on sunglasses)

Hopicide?

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Okay, Let's Recap Last Night..."

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"Okay, Let's Recap Last Night..."
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"I still have my shoes, I made out with some lipsticky chick and she missed a bunch of times, and I became a stripper because I have singles in my belt. Good times."