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"Yeah, I was so wasted that I went down to the animal shelter and bought like 10 cats."

a eugene firefighter is saints mary?!!?
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Keep going! Almost there! We may not believe in you, but Jesus does!

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I was just uhh... uhh... looking for a quarter I dropped! Right!

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"I feel like-a the red shells are a-spinning in-a my head!