"Step Back, People, The Police Will Handle This"

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"We're looking for a caucasian male, about six foot ten inches, wears a chrome helmet, and goes by the name Lord Zedd."

Hey! I Said Smile!

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By Unknown
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The Tile-pedic Mattress

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Firmness number: 100.

Ah-Ah-Ah Yeah!

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"Hiya Bahbie!""Hi Ken!""Do you want some Everclear?""Some what?""Never mind, let's just go for a ride!"

At Least He Stayed Inside the Lines!

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A challenger appears!

AKA Woo Girl Problems

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Man, I Was So Duct Up Last Night

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Great, now I'm out of duct tape! What'll I do if I have to repair something?