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Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

One Round Of Poor Life Choices Please

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Happy Hour for Employees Only

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The Kamehameha Is Impressive, Actually

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Ordering On The Sly

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Drink or Do Not... There is No Try!

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Crunk Critters: Gimme the Usual

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Must Be a Pretty Rough Bar

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A Beer For Your Rock Jams?

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Be Careful Out There

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Also Known As: Grandpa's Medicine

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Heading to the Bar With My Bud

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At That Point the Beer Would Be Undrinkable

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I'll Buy as Many Drinks as You Can Serve in 60 Seconds

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Fair Price

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As Soon As Work's Over

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Retrace Your Steps In A Straight Line

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