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after 12 bacon bourbon epic meal time jack daniels lube whiskey - 6230745600
Via: Whiskey D*ck Lube
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While you were out doing whatever it is haters do, the gents at Epic Meal Time were finding out new ways to help men everywhere "elevate" themselves above the competition.

Goin' hard on a Friday night (no pun intended) and you want to hit the sack with that lady friend of yours after hitting the Jack Dagnels? Then get your hands around some Old-Time Bourbon-flavored lube, and rise to the occasion.

Real SMART!

bacon bloody mary heart attack steak tater tots - 6545150976
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As if the alcohol wasn't doing enough damage to your liver, now you can clog your arteries, give yourself heartburn, and even put on a few pounds in the process!

bacon baconated baconator passed out ranch dressing unconscious - 6453369856
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Look on the brightside, pal! Your face is going to smell delicious in the morning!

bacon drunk passed out revenge vegan vegetarian - 5260014080
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Those people think they're so much better than us meat-eaters just because they don't eat meat... we'll show them, with the power of bacon!

cocktails awesome winter bacon - 7879868160
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One hell of a winter cocktail Ingredients

Laphroaig 10-Year,
Clear Creek Cranberry,
Berentzen Apfelkorn,
Apple,
Fee Bros. Whiskey Barrel bitters,
Candied bacon