Sincerely, college students everywhere.

Y'ALL NEED A BETTER REASON? CAUSE YA AIN'T GONNA FIND ONE!!!

"Shut up kid, Bill O'Reilly is on!"

For the purposes of this survey, a binge drinker is defined as one who often consumes five or more drinks (for men) or four or more drinks (for women) in a short period of time. We salute Utah's self-control, and shake our heads disapprovingly at Wisconsin's debauchery.