Maybe if I bathe myself in beer, it'll absorb through my skin!
Favorite comment: "C'mon, man. How'd you miss 'brewnami?'" - lowgenius
Or to "law enforcement shows up to an underage drinking party contingency plan." Or to the rules of the "Drink-n-Dash Combination 5K Race and Drinking Contest."
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