As you gear up to go out this Friday, think to yourself: What kind of drunk am I? And also: Can this kind of drunk be expressed in a logical chart?
These are all good tips, but the last one is really genius. Don't remember the words to the song? Then don't sing. Air guitar is a much quieter way to enjoy it; too many people just try to sing it anyway and ruin the song for everyone else.
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