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beer Canada olympics Sochi 2014 after 12 g rated - 8053697792
By Unknown
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DAMMIT! Get the 'Murican Olympic team on the phone! We can't let those hosers steal the hoppy glory! ARE WE GONNA LET CANADA SHOW US UP LIKE THIS?

26 train cars alberta booze news calgary Canada drunken man miracles run over run over by a train train train cars train tracks - 6261592320
Via: The National Post
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Apparently, the man was rather small in stature to begin with (which means he probably can't hold his liquor, which explains why he passed out on train tracks). Because of this, he fit in the gap between the track surface and the train cars. After the train stopped, Canadian Pacific railway personnel found him under one of the rear train cars, after which he promptly got up and just continued on his merry way. Miraculous, eh?