Or multiple friends, for that matter.

Happy 4/20 to our buddies over at College Humor!

Snorting is a slightly less hazardous method of getting "the buzzes" from "weed," but it can cause irritation in your nasal cavity.

So, this is how you'll make your millions?

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan, Marihuana Reconsidered, 1969.

"Happy Holidaze, Mom!" "Aaahhh, now I get it! Happy Holidaze to you too, Son!"

"Theekee eeky!" "Close enough!"